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I waited like a good snake for my paycheck to hit before bidding on adopts & they both got snatched up, i’m truly the court jester of this castle.

Going to buy 12 of these & make a weekend out of being sick (as hell)

RT @hardmountaindew@twitter.com

Don’t worry. We didn’t forget.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/hardmountaindew/st

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The amount of 3/6s i am robbed from….. i am owed money

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I’m making a patreon where $10 a month means i’ll remember your name at least once.

this isnt a bad thing at all, but also seeing it on twitter is very funny

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You can talk about me as much as you want, you can make up lies about me. I’ll accept it 99% of the time. Hell yeah I said that renamon is my wife & i would cook eggs on her thighs.

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Where did that tweet go that said β€œdo you care if people talk about you?”, i need to quote retweet it saying β€œi want people discussing how fucked up & problematic i am at all times”.

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Ez clap (but scary when your starter word is all black)

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This was β€œhard” just because the yellows threw me off.

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I was complaining about wordle doing a Certain Thing that I hate when trying to guess letters & guess what they did today

Thats right. That thing.

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No comment, a simple word for a simple day.

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Its the ones that rob me by 1 letter that hurt the most.

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Ive decided to start lying for fun. Sorry that was a lie. Its already begun……… sorry its over, that was also a lie. Thanks for participating.

LOVE to order 1 large pizza & get 2 mediums instead. Not sure on the numbers but 2 is definitely more than 1 so im a fucking winner babyyy

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