For some reason, twitter decided that yes, May 2020 is when we'll finally allow users to schedule tweets. Why, we'll never know.

FUCKING LOL WHAT IS THISSSSSSSSSSS TWITTER!!!!!!!!!! What the fuck is this facebook messenger interface!!!!

Mutuals do this

RT @DannyDutch@twitter.com

Another thing I’m not sure I needed to know, if a Pelican overheats it can pull its spine through its mouth to cool down.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/DannyDutch/status/

Honestly the pic is so good to use, i just memed on @manedpup@twitter.com about something she said while driving

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I got so excited over a commission this morning i made this & sent it to the artist. I had a moment of genius.

It’s the β€œCommissions porn” feel...… havent felt that feel in a long time...…

I regret to inform my subscribers that My credit card is ready

RT @ArknightsEN@twitter.com

Waai Fu is a university student from Lungmen, serving Rhodes Island from the first batch of employees hired under a secret Lungmen-Rhodes Island commercial agreement.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/ArknightsEN/status

$evi (cat) is just a gremlin. They put songs on repeat until they're sick of em. Loves the repetitive music. Makes music videos in their head. Stupid bastard.
youtu.be/LkAYBIc3Zs0
youtu.be/Lsnb6GBrQP8
youtu.be/qJhb43oLbDs
youtu.be/7uTHemJOuSo

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played deep rock galactic with auxy and I was there for this.................. truly touching..........

YOOOOOOOOO

RT @NiemanLab@twitter.com

As part of the all-cash deal with Cards Against Humanity, @ClickHole@twitter.com staffers became majority owners of the site. Now that they're back, β€œthe only expectation, really, is that our writers will write things that they are excited about." nie.mn/2ZmWLcr

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/NiemanLab/status/1

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