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I flip flop on having a lot of characters but at the end of the day, scrolling thru them like my little bionicles deciding which one gets the next art piece is a pure joy.

really glad that colorful little creatures we can assign to ourselves exist. Them being horny is also a plus.

Didnt expect to start the new year just binging 90/00’s poppy dance music but, i’m also juicing my brain with gay music so who’s to say this was a mistake

Wordle 204 6/6

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SEETHING ABOUT THIS NOT BEING A 5/6

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Finally, not a 6/6. I’m evolving from an egg to a larva with β€œWHAT WORD CAN I THINK OF THAT ISNT JUST GIBBERISH”

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How come my AD got the β€œfacebook image status as text” function before my main, what the fuck

LRT i have yet to find a better feeling than β€œa meme you found online showed you music that blew your mind & exploded your penis”

I think its funny that i didnt update iOS chrome in forever, then the moment i do, it crashes so hard that it deletes my 70 tabs

I now realized that I played a mostly solo game. Truly living in a society.

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Me ending the match: damn, I was really close to getting the 2.5k damage badge, but it was a fun game at least and the caustic didnt d/c like the rampart did
Me reading the damage summary: BROTHER CAUSTIC WHERE IS YOUR DAMAGE, YOU PLAYED WITH ME THE WHOLE TIME????????

I trimmed this but rest assured i was sitting there for over a minute vibing

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Fortnite fucked up adding the macarena to their emote list because i will blast that shit when i win

Watching someone open up a fresh sprite always inspires envy, even if I don’t really want one. Sprite is just like that.

WARNING: i forced you to look at one of my pokesona’s. You will perish.

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I think its very funny that a tweet i made looks like the Left, & then someone retweeting it (& me viewing it on their TL) shows the Right

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